Partner Invites

So you guys can get a better understanding of where I’m coming from when I say the youtube partnership business is out of control, I’ve decided to post the new partner request e-mails I get whenever I receive them.  Here’s the latest:

Hello DinoRidingJesus,
This message is concerning a youtube partnership Invitation

Hey, My name is liam, I am a freelance recruiter for a youtube network Rebirth.
What is rebirth? Well rebirth is a network in which we enhance your overall
experience on youtube, through the means of sharing our knowledge that could
potentially help you obtain and sustain your viewership. Now im not saying you
need our help because i know too well your entertaining and your fans really
appreciate your content, i know this because i am one.

What i am extending to you is a invitation to be partnered under name of rebirth
and get rewards for what you do daily. The perks of joining as a partner with us
are : youtube banner, the ability to run ad’s on your videos and of course we will
be paying you for the views you get on your videos and unlike most networks we pay
you what we feel you deserve not a set amount.

If you are interested please add me on skype: ***********
The link for our main hub channel is listed below:

http://www.youtube.com/blahblahblahblah

If you will not be wanting to take this invitation then i would
still like to thank you for taking your time to read this.

Thank you , Liam Rebirth Recruiter

9 comments

  1. He wants me to sign a contract with him and he can’t even be bothered to capitalize his fucking I’s? I (har har) think I will pass.

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  2. There is more grammatically wrong with it than just some words missing capitalization, haha.

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  3. They should just delete their whole e-mail and link this to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=H_4nupAxvNw#t=18s

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  4. One of the words he didn’t capitalize was his fucking name, what the fuck, let alone the disgusting “your entertaining”.

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  5. It seems to me this kid has been taught by someone how to get a kid to sign a contract without reading it, and also how not to divulge any actual information on how its run. I like how you get to choose what your payed, should contacted him back with some super high number. The least Liam here could do would be have a draft with a blank name and capital letters. The fact that anyone contacts someone like this back is a joke. These companies are based on screwing over any kid they can sign thats too blind by the fact they will be payed for video games to read a contract or email like this.

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  6. what stops these emails from being identity theft scams?

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  7. I know Nigerian princes who are more convincing. :)

    O and maybe I’m looking at the wrong Rebirth, but I think you have more subs than all of their channels combined. 😡

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  8. Looks like this guy didn’t even pass basic English.

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  9. Gundogan:
    I know Nigerian princes who are more convincing. :)

    O and maybe I’m looking at the wrong Rebirth, but I think you have more subs than all of their channels combined. :x

    This. And the real sad thing is that the big channels aren’t any better, but they are more adept at disguising the bullshit until after you’ve signed the dotted line.

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