Anthropodermic Bibliopegy

Continuing with the theme of needlessly excessive and macabre forms of entertainment, I introduce to you the process of creating books bound from human flesh.  I never would’ve thought this had been done so many times that it has now carved (har har) its own genre out.  It would seem that once upon a time paper wasn’t nearly so plentiful as it is now and as a result of sorely lacking writing materials people starting doing all sorts of bizarre shit like hacking each other to pieces and making books out of their skin.

I often wonder what it would/will be like to be born a 1000 years from now and frequently wish that I could be alive to see the day when space faring travel is akin to riding your bike down the street.  I’ll never forgive the gods of evolution for putting me in the 21st century and not allowing me to fire great big giant laser beam cannons cleverly disguised as a moon which they will surely be doing frequently in the future.

However wondrous (or terrible) the future may be, it would seem that every time I go back in history that the world was batshit crazy and people who had lost their damn minds were the norm rather than the exception.  I understand that this could still be considered the case for many people today, but for the moment at least my biggest worry is how to get as much content out to youtube and my website as possible versus staving off some god forsaken lunatic who wants to make a book out of me.  Literally.

 

9 comments

  1. It is not because the world was full of crazy people back in the day but because the crazy people were interesting to write about. And also apparently the ones writing the books. In the future the historians will be writing about the bat shit insane people of today just the same way, and in the future people will likely think all of us were crazy barbarians. Seriously though why the fuck were you looking up about books made out of human skin?

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  2. klax04: Seriously though why the fuck were you looking up about books made out of human skin?

    This was what I was going to ask.

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  3. That’s no moon…

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  4. This cracked me up. Thanks for sharing the info on my website! More gruesome subjects to come :)

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  5. klax04:
    It is not because the world was full of crazy people back in the day but because the crazy people were interesting to write about. And also apparently the ones writing the books. In the future the historians will be writing about the bat shit insane people of today just the same way, and in the future people will likely think all of us were crazy barbarians. Seriously though why the fuck were you looking up about books made out of human skin?

    It’s the internet! This is what makes it so great! And to be honest I have no idea how I found the site but I’m glad that I did.

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  6. The Chirurgeon’s Apprentice:
    This cracked me up. Thanks for sharing the info on my website! More gruesome subjects to come :)

    Hah, I love it that you posted here. Great content and some fun reads for sure. Keep up the good work!

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  7. Just imagine 50,000 years from now when the aliens find a copy of mass effect 3 and get it running for the first time. Then imagine their faces when they see the ending….

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  8. I was getting quite a few hits from your pingback and wanted to check it out – I love people’s reactions to these articles. I’m actually in the midst of pitching a television series based on the website – and anthropodermic bibliopegy will feature in the first episode. Thanks for reading!

    Dino: Hah, I love it that you posted here.Great content and some fun reads for sure.Keep up the good work!

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  9. Someone making a book bound from human flesh… isnt this what the necronomicon is bound by?… Pretty sure it is, unless my memories of Evil Dead 1 & 2 have failed me…

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